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Two in a Book

by Alanna and Alicia

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    Comes in a cardboard book format with cover photo by Maria Leyden and all lyrics.

    Thank you to Barry Stockley who recorded, mixed and mastered the album at Fatsound Studios with piano tracks at Steve Purcell's studio. 2010

    Thank you to our musicians - Amy Bennett, Andy Baylor, Peter Baylor, Justin Bernasconi, Corey Romeo, Richard Mander, Mark Elton, Tim Keegan, Sam Young, Cally Bartlett, Jesse Lubitz and Khristain Mizzi other photos by Hang Le and Nic Nieuwland.

    Graphic designer, Julian Newman.

    Other photos : Hang Le and Nic Nieuwland.

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1.
WHEN YOU COME BACK What did I used to cook before I met you? So weird to go back to cooking on my own The vegetables mock me from the crisper They know this is lame Without you here to stir it up I think I’ll go get take away curry again When you come Will you come Won’t you come back Yeah when you come Will you come Won’t you come back When you come Will you come Baby won’t you come back? When you come back You can get up and buy the paper Cos you always wake up too early anyway Then we’re going to stay in bed all day Make love, read, listen to the rain And if someone comes knocking on our front door We’ll just hide under the covers ‘til they go away Back pack all packed ready to go My baby he’s on his way back I want my airport moment When he comes back When you were here You know you used to be so noisy Chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter Shut up shut up shut up shut up But now all of this silence looms louder Than you ever could be When you come back Won’t you sing ‘til three Like you used to do with me? Flash back back track On your flight path My baby he’s on his way back The bird in the hand flies south All the way back Cos you know full well I don’t want to live in England It’s too damn cold and the food there makes me fat Well it’s my personal health that you really should consider If you care about my heart and you care about my figure You’ll be out that door and on the next plane back When you come Will you come Won’t you come When you come Will you come Won’t you come Back yeah baby back?
2.
Cloak 04:13
CLOAK - Alanna You can leave your cloak of politeness On the hatstand in the hall Come over here and sit beside me On the floor Don’t mask the truth with your questions Like you would for strangers Just give me an explanation For all these subtle changes. Put your arms around me Tell me what you’re thinking Cos I don’t wanna guess any more. Don’t rinse your coffee cup in the sink Don’t bother pushing in your chair Don’t tell me this colour looks great on me And don’t ask questions That make you sound like you still care. Just put your arms around me Tell me what you’re thinking Cos I don’t wanna guess any more. I’m sick and tired of trying to read your body language And I’m so tired of trying to read between your lines All I know is that this doubt corroding me Is a sure sign that things aren’t fine. You can leave your cloak of politeness On the hatstand in the hall.
3.
The Book 05:11
The Book - Alicia If I were a book on a shelf in a library You could borrow me out and never return me I’d be under your pillow There’d be overdue notices And fines you’d refuse to pay If I were a book I’d be oh so easy to love Cos if I were to bore you silly You could just close me up If I were a boat anchored at the river At one of those overpriced hire places You could hire me out Pick me from all the other boats Row off into the sunset They’d never see their boat again If I were a boat I’d be oh so easy to love Cos even in your darkest hour I’d keep you afloat If I were a shirt that belonged to your brother You could try me on while he wasn’t looking You could take me back to your place He’d think I was lost And you could wear me all the time Except when he came over If I were a shirt I’d be oh so easy to love Cos if I got a little lipstick on my collar You could just put me through the wash If I were a feather that flew in you window And landed on you while you were deep deep in sleep You could wake in a blink Dip me into ink And make me write just what you wanted to hear Over and over a thousand times a day Oh I’d just have to obey If I were a feather I’d be oh so easy to love I’d just drift through the edges of your dreams And then I’d float far far away You could be free as you pleased If I were a book, boat, shirt or a feather I’d be oh so easy to love But I’m just an ordinary girl And that’s the hardest thing to love in the world
4.
Big White Dresses - Alanna There are big white dresses in the windows of every third shop down the end of Sydney Road You say, you’d look pretty ridiculous in one of those There are For Sale signs on some of the houses in our hood I say, we could never afford that and I can’t ever imagine a time when we could But oh, the years are slipping and no decision is becoming a decision We say we don’t want that now and our options drop with each tick of the clock There are toddlers in designer-label outfits spilling babycinos in Rathdowne street cafes You say, darling, have you taken your pill today? Now I’m looking at a photo of my mother when she was as young as me our hair is exactly the same colour she’s out the front of her first house with my brother on her knee And yes, the years are slipping and no decision is becoming the decision We say we don’t want that now and our options drop with each tick of the clock There’s an old man in Saint Vincent’s Hospital who lived a few doors down from me as he leans out of his life he says, “It all means nothing except my kids and my wife”. And are we really living? Is no decision becoming the new tradition? We say we don’t want that now but when we’re at the end and looking back will we have our doubts?
5.
LITTLE BITTER SONG He says it’s high time that he heard my tunes and why do I always stop singing the moment he enters the room? It’s these songs, these bitter little songs of mine They’re catching me out all the time Like some irritating old friend of mine they keep rifling through my history and quoting me verbatim all the time These songs of mine freeze me in time They won’t let me grow up They won’t let me move on They won’t let be mellow and let it all go They won’t let me forget my past regrets They won’t let me move through like you do I wish my songs would just get up off the couch and move out of home Instead of giggling and whispering about shit I did years ago just leave me alone So when they corner you in the pub late at night don’t believe their gossip don’t believe their hype They’ll tell you I’m neurotic verging on psychotic and that you’re somehow symbolic of everything that’s gone wrong in my life They’ll tell you I’m depressive obsessive and possessive and slightly aggressive in my attitude These songs, these bitter little songs of mine they’re catching me, catching me, catching me, out all of the time Like some repetitive little nursery rhyme they’ll get stuck in your, stuck in your stuck in your head at the most unfortunate of times These songs of mine freeze me in time
6.
This Thing 03:53
THIS THING - Alicia Coldness I don’t know the language Wasn’t spoken in my family Wasn’t spoken at all I know how to raise my voice Slam doors make some noise Got no problem with that at all But how to have an argument Where no words are spent Don’t know the art of that at all In my family we said more than we should But we always knew where we stood Even if where we stood Was a little shaky underfoot So now I’m lost in your silent landscape I don’t know how to navigate Don’t know these parts at all This thing it’s been brewing for days now Sky’s getting darker but still no rain Never seen anything like it before How are we meant to have a decent fight When our styles are just so unalike? How are we meant to forgive By the end of the night ? This thing it’s just no fun at all So I’ll meet you on our private island In the middle of my open attacks And your silent riddles Let’s solve them once and for all If you try to talk Then I’ll try not to yell I’ll try to give you some space to come Out of that shell Are you ever coming out of there at all This thing………. These skies……..
7.
Categories 04:15
CATEGORIES - Alanna I’m searching for a category To put you in Somewhere between a lover A stranger and an old friend Searching for a category A word to match perfectly That’ll join the dots Between you and me Friends is oversimplified Things haven’t been like that for a while Boyfriend, girlfriend, inverted commas friend Do you really think we qualify? I’m searching for a category To put you in So I’ve got something to say when they ask me What ya doing with him? Searching for a category Yet seems we can’t agree How to define the quality Of you and me. Cos us could be anyone you Talk to on a bus I don’t wanna go round and round in circles with all that That what about us stuff and your One true love What an unforgiveable lie Lovers is too dramatic I’m sure you’ve had it up to here With all my semantics. But I’m searching for a category To put you in So I’ve got something to say when you ask me Is this the beginning Or an end Or an end Or the end? Cos a partner is a person You enter into business with You sign with You do crime with You do time with And then you ride hell for leather Through a black and white western flick with but it’s It’s not you and me It never could be You and me It doesn’t hit the spot Doesn’t join the dots On what we’ve got You and me Cos every time I love It just kind of grows up around me Guess we just wait and see What spot they allot For you and me.
8.
YOU’VE GOT A LOVER I’ve got a lover You’ve got a lover But I can tell that we really like each other Oh oh no I’m not an option You’re not an option But Cupid doesn’t care about his arrows where he drops them Oh oh he does not I’m not a cheater You’re not a cheater I’m watching carefully with your girlfriend how you treat her Oh oh yes I am I don’t think love’s a game Or a competitive sport With winners and losers And great battles to be fought Guess we’re all just on a quest to be truly understood I can tell by the words you choose That you truly could But if you understand more than my current lovely man Would it work out day to day? Do you have a habit I can’t stand? Would you castigate me if that last line didn’t scan? Oh oh I think you would There are other hearts in this equation to consider Potential mass destruction this whole thing could deliver Oh oh no no no no no no no How much should we leave things to timing and fate? How much do we control the destiny that we make? Seems to me so many things just happen by mistake I mean look around the room Is she really right for him? That couple in the corner Is that a good relationship they’re in? Oh oh who knows What if this is all a silly story in my head? For now I’ll just keep quiet Wait and see instead Oh oh wait and see Or let’s meet up in five years When we’re both single in the hood You’ll know me at once The girl who truly understood
9.
Bird In The Hand - Alanna So, I heard you’ve got a bird in the hand how will you hold it? how will you feed it? what will you do if it wants to fly free? You used to say maybe two in the bush could be worth it after all only two in a book can be perfect but you’ve taken his hand and you ran into the pages but it’s just past chapter three and there’s a million possibilities I’ve seen you with your ribbon, lace and your bows making a present of the present kick the past under the bed that’s for certain out the window there’s the future you just draw the curtain I heard you singing all night with the bird in the hand till all the birds of the blue morning joined in and your flatmate she can’t sleep she’s moving out but in true lover’s conceit that’s just another thing to laugh too loud about How long can you keep a bird in the hand? this is anybody’s guess but you are holding on too tight you’re crushing feathers you are silent through the night as your kiss confesses a love to outlive the summer time hidden forevers Will he teach you to fly (bird in the hand) or will he just make you cry? (bird in the hand)
10.
All I Want 04:01
11.
The Sharehouse - Alicia I have never met a boy as weird as you I know it might sound like an insult But that’s not what I was trying to do And it’s rented houses and no backyards And half arsed jobs after we’ve studied so hard And I’m working late, spend my life on the train Looks like I’m eating dinner from a can again Did you know our conversation was the best part of my day? You put your comic spin on my bleak situation Make me feel like I’m in some play. We’re getting too old for this sharehouse circuit Sleeping alone in our double beds The sink is crowded, the fridge is bare The pot plants should never have been left in my care And I have never met a boy quite as weird as you I know, I know it might sound like an insult But that’s not what I was trying to do We’re irrationally jealous of our parents’ generation With their retirement funds and their free education While our knees are buckling, we’re craning our necks To see a life beyond the crippling weight of our HECS. I’m so glad you could make it Hey I’m so glad you could come rescue me I’m surrounded by all these smug couples They’re whinging about the rising price of houses The days are gone when they were alone like me And we would stay up drinking, talk about love for hours Yeah they’re telling me it’s high time that I did something with my life To stop procrastinating They’re talking about my life like it’s this rundown house In some serious need of home decorating So it’s not surprising our conversation was the best part of my day.
12.
Pasted In My Mind - Alicia I don’t live in your head The way you do in mine Thoughts of you wearing out their welcome Keeping me up at night A better offer, hope you go off her As I get left behind With these little bits of you I keep Pasting in my mind. You don’t get lost in your head The way I do in mine You don’t wallow and you don’t wander You just follow the street signs No time for aesthetics, pathetic poetics You’re just straight down the line There’s not one little bit of me that you’ve cut out And pasting in your mind You don’t deserve my head space You don’t deserve my time You don’t deserve this melody You sure as hell don’t deserve this rhyme And when I’m with someone new What right do you have to mess it up every time With these little bits of you I keep pasting in my mind. Edges tearing worn from the wearing Yellowing over time These little bits of you I keep pasting in my mind.

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released June 6, 2016

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Alanna and Alicia Melbourne, Australia

Twin sisters Alanna & Alicia charm audiences from Port Fairy to the National with their original folky/jazz/roots songs, sweet harmonies and onstage warmth, wit and fun.
'deliciously idiosyncratic and saucy songs...wry, frank observations of life and love…quality quirky lyrics delivered with verve and the kind of close harmonies you'd expect from sisters.'
Tony Hillier, Rhythms magazine.
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